BUNNI

CLIVE

RACHEL & HARRY

A 45" tall road rabbit Tooth included in pattern Pattern: $8.00 + $1.06 postage = $9.06

A 34" tall road rabbit Tooth included in pattern Pattern: $8.00 + $1.06 postage = $9.06

17" high bad bunnies in training Teeth are included in the pattern Pattern: $8.00 + $.83 postage = $8.83

We've all seen it. We don't like it. It's awful. We pretend it doesn't really exist. We avert our eyes, the horrible, senseless road kill. Humans feel guilt about this. Even though many of us have almost had accidents trying to avoid a chipmunk or squirrel, we still have shame. This is the seedy part of our lives we don't want to admit. An there's a certain warren of rabbits who feed on this denial, this guilt.      Somewhere between Watership Down and The Wasteland's Gunslinger, emerged a new and different rabbit. A rabbit bent on revenge. A clean kill would be too good for the driver's of those cars. These rabbits did not want a swift and final answer for these drivers. After long thought, these rabbits found that it was much more satisfying to harass and irritate the humans. Causing unrelenting frustration was a far more just reward for them.      As rabbits are a kind and gentle animal, they don't believe in hurting anyone and so their revenge is to just annoy to death, drive to distraction, and never give a moment1s rest from the little small annoyances of life.      What emerged were Road Rabbits. The first of these were Bunni and Clive. They are held high in Road Rabbit lore. Bunni and Clive are today's heroes -- the best of the commandos.      That flat tire you discovered when you went to leave for work the other day. That wasn't really an accidental nail. That was the work of commando bunnies.      That fog on the inside of your windshield? It's not caused from gasses released from your upholstery. No - it's bunnies breathe.      Are you washing your car more often? The air is not dirtier. No and nay! The Road Rabbits are hiding in rabbit holes along the side of the roads, shooting great amounts of dust onto each passing car.      Those rattles you keep hearing. Every time you get one resolved, another one shows up? Rabbit wrenches at work. Rabbits have become very adept at sneaking into garages and fiddling with all parts of your car during the night.      Dead batteries more often than normal? Rabbit revenge.      Muffler got a hole in it? Rabbit rodent fangs.      You got to love them!

© Maggie Baggett 2007