FLAGGON

42" long PATTERN $8.00 + $1.06 postage = $9.06

LORD DRAGON OF THE PATIO Flaggon, the patio dragon, is an environmentally friendly pest control agent. He is specifically trained to zap bugs -- just like the bug zapper you bought last spring from the hardware store. However, we feel that Flaggon is a far superior product. Just look at the comparison: GUILT: God made Flaggon to eat only the evil, nasty bugs and so he is not upsetting the balance of nature. He is very silent while doing this so there are not loud zapping noises to make you feel guilty. FROGS: Frogs are constantly hanging around underneath the store bought bug zapper. With the natural living patio dragon (Flaggon) there are no fried bugs on the ground for the frogs to dine on; hence, they go elsewhere. NOISE: The store bought bug zapper not only produces loud frying noises while zapping any bug that flies by, it has frogs sitting underneath croaking loudly trying to egg the bug zapper on to more bug zapping. Our dragon is absolutely silent, except for an occasional burp. As stated in Guilt above, no frogs hanging around. LIGHT: The electric bug zapper has a bright glowing light that is always on in the backyard. Flaggon's only light are his luminous eyes (which attract only the bad bugs). Okay, well - there is the occasional flash of fire when Flaggon wants his munchie crunchy. AIR CONDITIONING: Flaggon provides a cooling breeze (much like a ceiling fan) from his wings when he's flying around the patio; whereas, the electric one does nothing but give off heat. MUSIC: Our dragon hums while he is working so that you have soft background music while gardening or relaxing; again, the electric one just makes ugly, zapping noises. PANACHE: Flaggon has personality up the kazoo (of which Flaggon has a rather large one). The store bought one is pretty boring. Flaggon is often seen carrying a Martini glass during the cocktail hour - he finds the new Martinis are excellent with crunchy bugs. KILL FACTOR: Our dragon has great knowledge of good versus evil garden bugs. He kills and eats only the bad, nasty, evil ones. The store bought one kills indiscriminately. GLAMOUR: Well, let1s face it - the mechanical one is just plain dull. But - our dragon comes in many delightful and charming color combinations. We feel that our bug exterminator is the best on the market. Some assembly required.

© Maggie Baggett 2007