ELVIS

First Graduate Turkey of Tyrone's Institute of Turkey Plumeology and Cosmetorology A 28-Inch Tall Flamboyant Turkey. Fluffs out to about 36 Inches Optional stand instructions included. Pattern $13.00; postage $1.52 = $14.52

THE STORY OF ELVIS Well, Elvis use to be Erroll. But, after attending the Plumeology Institute he just wasn't an Errol anymore. He feels the name Elvis more befits a turkey of his stature. Elvis is the first graduate from the Tyrone Institute of Turkey Plumeology and Cosmetology. Here are a few of the classes Elvis took: Advanced Dressing Plumeage 101 Beginning Wattle Beginning and Intermediate Beak Feet Follies and Turkey trot Turkey Butt I, II, and III Combination Combs Combs - Cosmetic Combos Gobble Tutelage He had a hard time graduating due to the fact that Tyrone not only kept adding classes required for graduation, but also kept using Elvis as his prime guinea pig in all his research projects. We're not saying there was any generic engineering involved; however, Tyrone has obtained several secret patents. Rumor has it has has identified several feather genes.

© Maggie Baggett 2007